Ed
Rendell tried to help Hillary Clinton by attacking her opponent, saying,
"Trump's comments, like 'you can't be a 10 if you're flat-chested,' will
come back to haunt him." And then Rendell helpfully added, "There are
probably more ugly women in America than attractive women. People take that
stuff personally." Yep, I have a feeling a lot of women are about to take
that really personally. –Stephen Colbert
The
National Parks Service is so desperate for cash that they just announced that,
for the first time, they are going to solicit corporate sponsorship. Pretty
soon, those sequoias could be brought to you by Viagra. Remember, if your
redwood lasts more than 2,000 years, call your lumberjack! –Stephen Colbert
One
of the ways that Trump is treating the convention like a reality show is
holding off announcing his running mate. As one Trumpling said,
"Announcing the vice-presidential nominee before the convention is like
announcing the winner of 'Celebrity Apprentice' before the final show is on the
air." It's an apt metaphor, because this year's Republican convention will
be the series finale of America. –Stephen Colbert
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