"Senator Larry Craig has
been selected for the Idaho Hall of Fame. Well, what a well thought out choice
that was. Actually, he's not being inducted into the entire hall, just the
men's room" --Jay Leno
"Yesterday
on the campaign trail Senator
Hillary Clinton was extremely critical of NAFTA, even though the
program was implemented by Bill Clinton. When asked
about it, Hillary said, 'It's not just NAFTA. I'm also opposed to my husband's
views on MILFs." --Conan O'Brien
"They
finally revealed the cause of those fires in the bathroom of the Senate office
building last week. Turns out, Idaho
Senator Larry
Craig's scented candle tipped over and lit his massage oils on
fire." -Jay Leno
"Hybrid
vehicles are so quiet at slow speeds that blind people say they are a safety
risk. Again, this is another issue I don't think President
Bush understands. Like today, Bush said, 'Maybe blind people
shouldn't be driving them'" --Jay Leno
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