And each time, it was a different wife calling

"The Wall Street Journal is reporting that  Rudy Giuliani has taken cell phone calls from his wife over 40 times during speeches. 40 times! And each time, it was a different wife calling." --Jay Leno

"Are you folks interested in the  2008 presidential election? In a couple of months, it will just be a year away. And Hillary Clinton, she is a money-making machine. She is a fundraising juggernaut. Here's what she made: $80 million so far this year. $80 million! It's amazing, isn't it? Here's how it breaks down: $30 million for advertising, $50 million for pantsuits." --David Letterman

"Earlier today on Capitol Hill, firemen put out four small fires that were started in bathrooms at the Senate office building.  Senator Larry Craig was seen running from the bathroom, screaming, 'I won't go quietly!'" --Conan O'Brien

"According to a new survey, 52% of people have had sex with a colleague at work. 52%! You know, I can never look at Hannity and Colmes the same way again." --Jay Leno