"During
a recent speech, President Bush said, 'My job is a decision-making job. As a
result, I have made a lot of decisions.' Apparently, Bush's decision
that day was to write his own speech." --Conan O'Brien
"Republican
presidential candidate Fred Thompson
is being criticized for being out of touch, because in a recent interview, he
talked about strengthening our relationship with the Soviet Union. Which, of
course, no longer exists. Thompson says he feels bad about the mistake and he
plans to personally apologize to Stalin." --Conan O'Brien
"In
a recent interview, journalist Robert Novak says that in order to get rid of Senator Larry Craig, the Republican leadership is
going to have to 'get him in a room and slap him around.' When he heard this,
Craig said, 'Don't say it unless you really mean it.'" --Conan O'Brien
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