"President
Bush's daughter Jenna
is now saying she doesn't want to get married at the White House. She wants her
wedding to be in Crawford, Texas. When asked why, Jenna said, 'I want my dad to
be there.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Speaking
of politics, Hillary
has a big lead in the Democratic race for president. Political insiders are
speculating that if Hillary Clinton wins the nomination, she may choose a
Hispanic running mate. When he heard about this, Bill Clinton yelled, 'How
'bout Salma Hayek?'" --Conan O'Brien
"The
Iraqi government has ordered $100 million worth of weapons made in China. An
Iraqi official said, 'We're hoping China makes weapons that are half as deadly
as their toys.'" --Conan O'Brien
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