"Ted Haggard was
exposed by a male escort named Mike Jones, who said he was troubled by the
hypocrisy of Haggard's public support for a Colorado initiative to ban same-sex
marriage. And you know you're in trouble when you've ceded the moral high
ground to a drug-dealing prostitute." --Jon Stewart
"Over the weekend, Ted
Haggard released a statement saying he's a deceiver and a liar. See to me, I
think it's way too soon to announce you're going into politics." --Jay
Leno
"The big news this
weekend was a verdict in the Saddam Hussein trial. On Sunday, Saddam was sentenced
to death by hanging. Saddam had a lot to say about the decision. Normally he's
all for executions in Iraq, but this one not so much. I think someone's turning
into an old softie." --Jimmy Kimmel
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