"A
very special edition of 'Dateline' the other night. Matt Lauer interviewed
Idaho Senator
Larry Craig. Actually,
the senator was a little confused. He thought it was 'Win A Date with Matt
Lauer.' The senator showed up with flowers, condoms, a six pack of Mike's Hard
Lemonade. He was there to party. If you didn't see the interview, it will rerun
on Bravo on 'Queer Eye For Pretending To Be The Straight Guy.'" --Jay Leno
"There
was one kind of awkward moment during the interview. During a commercial break,
I guess Matt Lauer asked the senator where the bathroom was, and the senator
said, 'Any place you want it to be.'" --Jay Leno
"According
to a new report, security screeners at our nation's airports -- this is scary
-- failed to find fake bombs hidden on undercover agents 60% of the time. President
Bush said today, 'Well,
who cares about fake bombs?'" --Jay Leno
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