The
latest NBC/Wall Street Journal poll has found that Donald Trump and Hillary
Clinton have nearly opposite results with rural voters compared to urban
voters, with Clinton leading Trump by 25 percent in cities, and Trump beating
Clinton by 31 percent in places where he wouldn’t be caught dead. –Seth Meyers
At
a rally in California yesterday, Bernie Sanders said that if he winds up being
the Democratic nominee, “Donald Trump is toast.” Incidentally, “toast” is also
what Donald Trump’s tanning bed is set to. –Seth Meyers
The
Taliban has named a new leader this week after their former leader was killed
in a drone strike over the weekend. It’s the only job interview where the
correct answer to “Where do you see yourself in five years?” is “I don’t.”
–Seth Meyers
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