"After winning
re-election last week, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger made a quick
visit to Mexico. Arnold said he went to Mexico so he could thank everybody who
voted for him." --Conan O'Brien
"Democrats say now
that they control the House and the Senate, they plan to raise the minimum
wage. The Democrats say they are raising the minimum wage because something
must be done to protect Kevin Federline's future." --Conan O'Brien
"Tomorrow President
Bush is leaving for Vietnam. I guess this time his father couldn't get him out
of it." --David Letterman
"President Bush's dad
is stepping in to help with Iraq, and he is not happy. This could be the first
time a sitting president could be grounded." --Jay Leno
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