"According to ABC
News, John McCain is forming an exploratory committee to run for president. Not
to be outdone, Hillary Clinton is also forming an exploratory committee just to
try and keep track of her husband." --Jay Leno
"This week, President
Bush is flying to Asia to meet with leaders of Indonesia, Malaysia, the
Philippines, Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam. Or, as President Bush calls them,
China." --Conan O'Brien
"Last week, the
Democrats set a new record. They picked up more seats than Mark Foley did when
he was a congressman." --Jay Leno
"It's complex, but
the simplest explanation is it's a different gay in Arizona -- a dry gay. It
still drove turnout among values voters -- that's why most of these referenda
passed, but Republican strategists didn't count on the president being less
popular than gay marriage. Apparently, the prospect of continued GOP control of
Congress is even scarier than the thought of two men humping in your
neighborhood." --Jason Jones, on Arizona voting down a ban on gay marriage
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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