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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

he'll be on 'Oprah' in a bikini, or in prison for raping little boys



"A lot of changes after the elections last week. Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the House, is out. But don't worry about Dennis Hastert. One year from now, he'll be on 'Oprah' in a bikini, or in prison for raping little boys." --David Letterman/John Hulse

"On Tuesday night, in an ironic turnaround, Iraq brought regime change to the U.S." --Amy Poehler

"Political analysts are saying that the Democratic victories in Tuesday's elections were a referendum on President Bush's handling of the war in Iraq and various congressional scandals, as well as the environment, the economy, wiretapping, torture, Katrina, military tribunals, illegal immigration, Osama's continued freedom, Kyoto, abortion rights, the national debt, SARS, the XFL and the death of Mr. Ecko." --Seth Meyers




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