"This
week, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg was a victim of identity theft.
Someone stole Mayor Bloomberg's identity. By the time police arrested the
thief, he had already passed three ordinances and dedicated a museum."
--Conan O'Brien
"Everyone's
favorite Idaho senator who did not have gay sex in a public bathroom, Larry Craig, is back in
the news. You may remember, he pleaded guilty to public indecency for playing
footsie with an undercover cop in the men's room in the Minneapolis airport.
Well, not long after that, he decided he was not playing footsie and asked the
judge if he could withdraw his guilty plea. Well, the judge today said 'no.'
For some reason now, Senator Craig has decided not to resign. His fellow
Republicans are not happy. They want him out of there. A lot of them stopped
talking to him. Some of them have stopped having sex with him." --Jimmy
Kimmel
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