"The only thing that
really broke for conservatives on Tuesday was gay marriage. You know what state
bucked the trend? Arizona. Conservative Arizona. I love Arizonans. They don't
care if gays get married as along as they're not marrying a Mexican."
--Bill Maher
"Twenty-three years
ago two men shook hands [on screen: an '83 photo of Donald Rumsfeld shaking
hands with Saddam Hussein]. No one then could have guessed how closely their
fates would be intertwined, or that this week would be kind of a crappy week
for both of them. Just days after Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death, Donald
Rumsfeld was dealt an even crueler punishment -- irrelevance." --Jon
Stewart
"Defense Secretary
Donald Rumsfeld has resigned. He said he wants to spend more time promoting
unnecessary conflicts within his own family." --Jay Leno
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