"During the election,
do you know what Vice President
Dick Cheney will be doing? He's going spend the day hunting at his lodge
in South Dakota. That's the one place you want to be if the Republicans lose --
Cheney with a gun." --Jay Leno
Things aren't looking good
for the Republicans tomorrow. Even
Saddam Hussein said today, 'I wouldn't want to be in their shoes.'"
--Jay Leno
"Over the weekend,
Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death. ... You know how they are going to do
it? He's going to be forced to go hunting with Dick Cheney." --David
Letterman
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