Donald
Trump's campaign accidentally sent a reporter an email with details about how
Trump was going to attack Hillary Clinton. Or as Trump put it, "Wow,
another Hillary email scandal. Sad.” –Jimmy Fallon
A
new survey asked Americans which candidate they'd want to sit next to on a plane
and 37 percent chose Donald Trump. Meanwhile, the other 63 percent missed their
flight waiting in the TSA line. When Trump heard that, he was like, "What
does 'sit next to someone on a plane' mean? Did their private jet break, or
something?" –Jimmy Fallon
It's
being reported the Obama family is planning to move into a nine-bedroom mansion
in Washington, D.C., after the president leaves office. I guess he wants to be
close enough to drive by the White House every morning and shout, "Sucks,
doesn't it?” –Jimmy Fallon
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