"First Lady Laura
Bush shelled out $8,500 for this Oscar De La Renta gown to wear to the Kennedy
Center Honors. Unfortunately, so did a bunch of other women. At this point in
her marriage, this is somebody who's probably used to being embarrassed."
--Jimmy Kimmel
"It is in book form
and entitled, 'The Way Forward -- A New Approach,' a stark contrast from the
book Bush had been operating from, 'Deeper and Deeper into the Hole That I
Myself Have Dug.'" --Jon Stewart, on the Iraq Study Group report
"Yesterday, Defense
Secretary nominee Robert Gates went before the Senate Armed Service Committee.
To win his confirmation, he sought a new approach to impress the senators [on
screen: Gates saying he does not believe the U.S. is winning the war in Iraq].
Woah. A two-word honest answer. You had us at 'We're losing.'" --Jon
Stewart
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