"As a result of this
week's election, the new Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, is now the most
powerful woman in the country. After hearing this, Oprah Winfrey said, 'Yeah
right.'." --Conan O'Brien
"Donald Rumsfeld was
known as the architect of the Iraq war. He can feel proud of what he's built,
because it's going to last for years and years and years." --Jay Leno
"It has not been a
good week for the Republicans. Actually, this election was like a divorce --
they got rejected, insulted and lost the House." --Jay Leno
"In Hawaii, a
transgendered woman, who was born a man, won a statewide election. After
hearing about it, Joe Lieberman said, 'Wow and I thought it was tough switching
parties.'." --Conan O'Brien
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