Memorial
Day weekend: the unofficial start of summer and the official start of people
thinking they look good in shorts. –Jimmy Fallon
AAA
reports that more than 38 million Americans will travel at least 50 miles from
their home this weekend. The number of dads who actually will turn this car
around: still zero. –Jimmy Fallon
Donald
Trump issued a statement saying he will not debate Bernie Sanders. For a while,
it was looking like they were going to go ahead with it. They even started
negotiating the rules. The one thing they both agreed on: no ceiling fans.
–Jimmy Fallon
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