"Ramsey
Usef, you know that name? He was the mastermind of the first World Trade Center
attack back in '93. He's been rotting in prison -- as he should -- for many
years. He said he's now converted to Christianity. He has seen the light. He
can't wait to get out and bomb an abortion clinic" --Bill Maher
"Congratulations
to our own Matt Lauer of the 'Today Show.' Matt has secured the very first TV
interview with Idaho Senator Larry
Craig. I believe it
will be conducted in the men's room at Rockefeller Center. Senator Craig said
he's looking forward to meeting with Matt and going toe to toe." --Jay
Leno
"It's
the Clinton's 32nd wedding anniversary. It's kind of sweet. Even after 32
years, Bill planned a very romantic evening -- candlelight
dinner, dancing, and then home to Hillary"
--David Letterman
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