Donald
Trump, today, officially clinched the Republican nomination, which means he's
one step closer to moving into the smallest house he's ever lived in. –Seth
Meyers
A
city in South Wales is on alert following reports that local sheep may have
consumed marijuana from an illegal grow operation and have begun breaking into
homes. So if you live in Wales, be sure to lock up your Doritos. –Seth Meyers
The
Huffington Post has put out a new article on a Chinese factory that makes
Donald Trump masks. And now Eric and Donald Jr. take turns wearing it and
saying, "I love you, son.” –Seth Meyers
It's
being reported that a surgeon in Nebraska successfully completed three heart
transplants in 34 hours last month. The doctor was like, "Hey, three out
of 10 ain't bad." –Seth Meyers
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