"I
think you can tell that Rudy
Giuliani is a little
desperate because now he is saying that while he was mayor, New York City was
never attacked by a giant lizard. And I looked it up. It's true." --David
Letterman
"Did
you all see 'American Gladiators' the other night? Not the NBC show, Hillary Clinton and Barack
Obama. They were so
hostile to each other, I thought they were married." --Jay Leno
"Tucker
Carlson said on MSNBC the other day that John
McCain and his wife
Cindy went along with Fred
Thompson on his
honeymoon. Now, look, I knew Fred Thompson didn't like to work hard, but
bringing another guy on the honeymoon? Come on. That is just plain lazy."
--Jay Leno
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