"This week President
Bush is planning to attend a two-day NATO summit to discuss strategies for the
war in Afghanistan. President Bush will be giving a speech called
"Strategies, Who's Got One?'" --Conan O'Brien
"First Daughter
Barbara Bush had her purse stolen. Somebody snatches her purse. What was in
that purse, her father's plan for Iraq. Now we have to start all over again. A
lot of people wondering if President Bush will be mad at his daughter for
losing her purse. Hey, he lost the House and Senate." --Jay Leno
"The pastor, Ted
Haggard, had a big Thanksgiving dinner at his house, it was a little awkward
for the wife though, especially when she had to ask the male hooker to pass the
potatoes." --Jay Leno
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