The Nobel Prize is just a theory. It needs more study.

"Yesterday, Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize for his work with the environment. Then, in a stunning reversal, the Supreme Court awarded it to George Bush." --Amy Poehler

"I think I know why you're happy tonight 'cause  Al Gore won the Nobel prize. Al Gore won the Nobel prize. Or, as President Bush announced it, 'Sweden is with the terrorists.' No, the president did not say that. What he said was, 'The Nobel Prize is just a theory. It needs more study.'" --Bill Maher

"Congratulations to  former Vice President Al Gore. He won the Nobel Peace Prize. And he did it without a single vote from Florida." --Jay Leno

"A White House spokesman said  President Bush is very happy Al Gore won. Not  Dick Cheney. Oh, no. Dick Cheney said today now he wants to bomb Norway." --Jay Leno