RNC
Chairman Reince Priebus said yesterday that Donald Trump will “have to answer
for” his behavior towards women. Said Trump, “I’ll have my girl write something
up.” –Seth Meyers
Former
Republican hopeful John Kasich said today that “somebody” had called him to
encourage him to run as a third-party candidate, but declined to say who. Oh my
God, John, the calls are coming from inside the house! –Seth Meyers
Despite
the fact that it was freezing here today, climate scientists say that April was
the hottest month on record. It was so hot, Donald Trump tried to make out with
it. –Stephen Colbert
The
article goes on to detail how Trump bragged about his sexual prowess, as well
as his daughter's hotness, and had a preoccupation with women's bodies. Which
means Trump could be the first president to appoint an actual "federal
bikini inspector." –Stephen Colbert
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