Ed
Rendell tried to help Hillary Clinton by attacking her opponent, saying,
"Trump's comments, like 'you can't be a 10 if you're flat-chested,' will
come back to haunt him." And then Rendell helpfully added, "There are
probably more ugly women in America than attractive women. People take that
stuff personally." Yep, I have a feeling a lot of women are about to take
that really personally. –Stephen Colbert
The
Wall Street Journal just reported that America has a surplus of cheese and that
every person in the country would have to eat an extra three pounds of cheese
this year to get rid of it. So the next time the pizza guy judges you for
ordering extra cheese, just say, "I'm doing this for America." –Jimmy
Fallon
Bernie
Sanders won last night's Oregon Democratic primary and this was a surprise.
Hillary came in third — behind a bag of weed. –Seth Meyers
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