"You
know, we've made a lot of jokes about Dick Cheney and hunting and shooting his
buddies in the face but he really is a great sportsman. I mean, before he
shoots the pheasant, he makes it dig its own grave." --David Letterman
"Earlier
today, Argentina's first lady was elected as the new president of Argentina,
which makes the former president the new 'first spouse.' Or, as President Bill
Clinton calls him, 'My future wingman.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Yesterday
on '60 Minutes,' French President Nicolas Sarkozy got up and left in the middle
of an interview. He just got up and stormed out. The citizens of France say
their president acted rudely, and they've never been prouder." --Conan
O'Brien
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