You thought Hitler knew how to put on a parade (Gay Dudes)

"In Germany, the openly gay mayor of Berlin won re-election by a landslide. They said he may be now looking at a higher office. Germans are now debating if they are ready for a gay leader. Gay leader? You thought Hitler knew how to put on a parade." --Jay Leno

"President Bush on Tuesday reluctantly released portions of the classified report that stated the war in Iraq is adding to the terrorist threat throughout the world. Though suspiciously in some portions of the report, someone had crossed out Iraq and written in, 'Gay dudes'." --Amy Poehler of Saturday Night Live

"Last night President Bush had dinner with the president of Pakistan and the president of Afghanistan. The president of Pakistan claimed Osama bin Laden is hiding in Afghanistan; the president of Afghanistan said Osama's in Pakistan; and President Bush said, 'I like sprinkles on my ice cream.'" --Conan O'Brien