"Tip of my hat to
George Clooney. That hunk of left-wing man meat recently shrugged off
suggestions that he might run for political office. Bravo, Clooney. As I've
said many times before, actors have no place espousing political views, or
having political views, or voting. Besides, I think it's in the Constitution
that no government office shall be held concurrently by more than one cast
member of 'Batman and Robin' [on screen: CA Governor Arnold
Schwarzenegger]." --Stephen Colbert
"Virginia Republican
Senator George Allen is in trouble for repeatedly making racially insensitive
remarks, insulting people for their background and displaying Confederate
memorabilia in his office. I don't get it. Today he blamed the whole thing on
the Jewish-controlled media." --Jay Leno
"The Fox network has
a brand new show on Sunday nights. It's called, 'When Presidents Attack.' Did
you see that? Former President Clinton lashed out at reporter Chris Wallace the
other night on Fox News. When questioned about Osama bin Laden, Clinton said he
tried to kill bin Laden. I believe him, but we all know what bad aim Clinton
has." --Jay Leno
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