"In discussing
Hillary Clinton's run for the presidency, the Reverend Jerry Falwell said the
faithful are scared by Hillary Clinton. To which Bill Clinton said, 'Hey, not
as much as the unfaithful. Believe me.'" --Jay Leno
"Earlier tonight,
President Bush had dinner with the President of Pakistan and the President of
Afghanistan. Tomorrow, the president will have breakfast with Count Chocula and
Captain Crunch." --Conan O'Brien
"A lot of fighting
going on right now in the political scene. Yesterday, Senator Hillary Clinton
lashed out at Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice for comments Rice had made
about former President Clinton. Today, Bill Clinton suggested, 'You know, we
should settle this with an old-fashioned three-way.'" --Conan O'Brien
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