"Congratulations to
the New Orleans Saints. They beat the Atlanta Falcons. It was the Saints first
time to the Superdome since Hurricane Katrina, which is pretty impressive
considering FEMA still hasn't made it to the Superdome." --Jay Leno
"According to the
latest polls in California, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is favored to win a
second term. Or as Arnold calls it, 'The Sequel.'" --Conan O'Brien
"There's a report
right now out of France that Osama bin Laden is either dead or dying of
dysentery caused by E. coli. That's right, we tried tanks and bombs and guns,
but all it took was spinach." --Conan O'Brien
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