"At Yale, Bush was
president of his fraternity. Few jobs provide more hands-on experience in
robbing others of their dignity. In fact, his senior year marked the first time
in history Amnesty International intervened in a pledge rush. My understanding
is that when Yale banned tying pledges' genitals to bricks with a length of
string, Bush came up with the idea of using cinder blocks instead -- still
technically legal, still a great to weed out the Nancys." --John Oliver
"Chris Wallace was
really taken aback. He was stunned. He talked about it afterwards. He said at
one point, when Bill Clinton lunged at him, he felt like a mountain was coming
down in front of him. Ironically, Clinton once experienced the same thing in
the Oval Office." --Jay Leno
"Reverend Jerry
Falwell has caused yet another controversy when he compared Hillary Clinton to
the 'devil.' Today he said he didn't mean anything bad by it. He was just
quoting a 14th century Byzantine emperor." --Jay Leno
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