Apparently,
Trump is trying to win the women's vote by marrying them all. If they get
elected both the first and second lady will be the third lady. –Stephen Colbert
It's
no secret that I'm fascinated by Gwyneth Paltrow. Not as fascinated as she is,
but still. Pretty fascinated. I especially love her lifestyle website Goop,
your number one source for $5,000 juicers. –Stephen Colbert
MSNBC
had a countdown clock to the meeting this morning where no cameras were allowed
and after which we learned nothing. “Jim, can we put up my countdown clock of
how much longer we all have to pretend this was news?” That was a long three
seconds. –Stephen Colbert
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