"60
Minutes" correspondent Morley Safer will formally retire this week after
46 seasons with the show. Safer made his name as a young reporter covering the
landmark case of "Asteroid v. Dinosaurs." –Seth Meyers
Coincidentally,
Morley Safer is what Trump says America will be if we build his wall. “Two
words: We're not just going to be safer, we're going to be Morley Safer.” –Seth
Meyers
Of
course, when it comes to Donald Trump, there are so many other things that are
not happening. For instance, he hasn't picked a running mate, but rumors say
he's considering Newt Gingrich. Yes, between them, they've had six wives.
–Stephen Colbert
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