"Dick
Cheney had an awkward
moment tonight at the White House Halloween party. He went dressed as Darth Vader
and at the party, he ran into the real Darth Vader who was dressed as Dick
Cheney." --Jay Leno
"With the help of
the American Civil Liberties Union, restroom enthusiast Idaho Senator Larry Craig will argue before an
appeals court that his foot tapping was protected speech. He's calling himself
'Lord of the Toilet Dance.' I'm all for free speech, except in the men's room.
In the men's room, I believe in no speech." --Jay Leno
"It
looks like oil may soon hit a $100 a barrel. And today, President Bush said, 'Well
how much without the barrel?'" --Jay Leno
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