He leaves a wife, two kids, and six Squirtles (Shuffle of Shame)

A man in Oregon got stabbed while playing Pokémon Go and refused medical treatment in order to keep playing. He leaves a wife, two kids, and six Squirtles. –Conan O’Brien

There are some nursing homes in New York that are allowing elderly residents to have sex. There’s also a new trend the next morning at nursing homes known as the "Shuffle of Shame." –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

In related news, Bill Clinton just moved to Shady Acres (starting center)

Only Fans star Lily Phillips is apparently now sleeping with elderly men in nursing homes for her latest sex stunt. In related news, Bill Clinton just moved to Shady Acres. —Greg Gutfeld  

On Wednesday former president Obama sat court side at an NBA game but notably without his wife Michelle. Makes sense, she was starting center. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It’s the first brawl that began with everyone in critical condition (Dammit, why did I get this)

A brawl broke out in a Canadian nursing home when a 79 year old woman took the seat of an 86 year old during a Bingo game. It’s the first brawl that began with everyone in critical condition. --Michael Che, SNL

A new study shows that the Covid vaccine does not cause infertility in men or women. ‘Dammit, why did I get this.’ —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

We are not surprised. We expected this, you know, because of all the bribery (You don't have to put on the red light...)

On Friday, New York mayor Eric Adams surrendered to federal authorities and was arraigned on corruption and bribery charges, where he pleaded, “Don't hate the player, hate the game.” After he was charged, he said, “We are not surprised. We expected this, you know, because of all the bribery.” —Michael Che

Former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo is reportedly already interested in running for mayor. Damn, he moves faster than Covid through a nursing home. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It’s the first brawl that began with everyone in critical condition (Stop the car!)

A brawl broke out in a Canadian nursing home when a 79 year old woman took the seat of an 86 year old during a Bingo game. It’s the first brawl that began with everyone in critical condition. --Michael Che, SNL

In a new documentary, an ex-girlfriend of Prince Andrew describes Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell as Batman and Robin. Come on. What does Batman and Robin have in common with a billionaire that grooms teenagers? —Michael Che

The oldest living person in the United States died this week at the age of 115. It’s a powerful reminder to always test your cocaine for Fentanyl. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

for an extra $250 he’ll whisper something in your ear that will haunt you for decades (Extra Dickles)

June 2021

“Meanwhile, almost everything is as it was in New York, including state politics. There is a lavish fundraiser planned by the embattled governor, Andrew Cuomo, for later this month, the first since multiple scandals from sexual harassment, accusations of bullying and a cover-up of Covid nursing home deaths engulfed his administration. The fundraiser is the latest indication that Cuomo intends to run for a fourth term as governor, even as members of his own party in Albany demanded his resignation. It will cost $10,000 a person, or $15,000 for two people, to attend. Ten thousand dollars a plate, and for an extra $250 he’ll whisper something in your ear that will haunt you for decades.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The fundraiser, billed in an email to campaign donors as a ‘summer reception’, will take place on 29 June at an undisclosed location in New York City – which is exactly what you want to hear from a guy facing multiple sexual harassment accusations.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I’m gonna get some more coke (male stripper for nursing homes)

The Senate passed a Republican tax bill just before 2 a.m. on Saturday. And if you’re wondering if that’s a good thing, try to remember the last time anything good happened to you at 2 a.m. on a Saturday. 2 a.m. on Saturday is when your drunk friend gets in the back of a police car because he thought it was an Uber and then barfs on himself. 2 a.m. is when your friend who’s into coke says, “I’m gonna get some more coke.” –Seth Meyers

A new poll has found that 48 percent of Roy Moore’s supporters plan to vote for him because “he’s the best person for the job.” What’s the job — male stripper for nursing homes? –Seth Meyers

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulse #collectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Man, they really do not want to win this election (Shuffle of Shame)

There are some nursing homes in New York that are allowing elderly residents to have sex. There’s also a new trend the next morning at nursing homes known as the "Shuffle of Shame." –Conan O’Brien

For his running mate, Donald Trump says he’s looking for someone with experience in areas he doesn’t have. So right now Trump is looking for someone who can run a profitable casino. –Conan O’Brien

The Republican Party is coming out strongly against online pornography. Man, they really do not want to win this election. –Conan O’Brien