Michael Jackson's dirty white sock that he once wore on stage has sold for $9,000 at a French auction and it’s still the best smelling thing in France. —Tom Shillue
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html
“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
After completing his 180 day mission at Doge Elon Musk is leaving the Trump administration. He says he wants to spend more time with his 27 families. —Greg Gutfeld
Mayor Pete said he wishes you could go back in time and open the schools in 2020. Dude, if you could time travel why not go back to 2018 and give those Wuhan guys some gloves. —Greg Gutfeld
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
The House Ethics Committee has announced an investigation into George Santos. Well, thank God I’m not George Santos, said George Santos. —Michael Che
The U.S. Energy Department concluded that Covid likely originated from a Wuhan laboratory leak and not a wet market. So I gave up eating bats for nothing? —Michael Che
Fisherman in Florida have discovered a 214 year old clam that was born the same year as Abraham Lincoln. The clam credits its longevity to staying away from the theater. —Michael Che
A man in Missouri is planning to turn an abandoned jail into an AirBNB rental, which will make it the first jail that refuses to accept black people. —Michael Che
It was announced that Puerto Rico’s only zoo is closing after years of alleged animal neglect. Worse, the zoo’s closing is being advertised as all you can eat. —Michael Che
A California man has set a new world record by visiting Disneyland for 2,995 consecutive days, but still no sign of his kids. —Michael Che
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
“So it's Super Bowl weekend that’s probably what you were excited about. The game is in Arizona this year so don't be shocked if the Republicans don't accept the result.” —Bill Maher
“A few days ago there was another balloon over Latin America. They shot it down and Candy fell out.” —Bill Maher
“The State of the Union Address, don’t worry you don't have to say you saw it. I didn't either. It's ridiculous this thing. The state of our Union is uncivil, that’s what it is. I saw the clips. Oh my God, Republicans you know, Biden's trying to make a speech. They act like it's a bachelorette party at a comedy club. Marjorie Taylor Green screaming and shouting and yelling and heckling and booing. It's the State of the Union not The Rocky Horror Picture Show you dumbass.” —Bill Maher
The FBI has said that is was probably a lab leak that was responsible for the Covid outbreak. The manager at the Wuhan bat on a stick today said, ‘Where do I go to get my reputation back?’” —Bill Maher
“Republicans have taken over the house now, so the Ethics Committee they're investigating AOC because of that dress she wore at the Met Gala. Remember that Tax The Rich dress? There's something about improper gifts or whatever it is. Younger viewers who are watching this show might need to know that this is not the first time the Democrats have had a scandal that involved a dress with something on it.” —Bill Maher
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
“The Department of Energy’s report that Covid-19 originated in a Chinese lab leak, but they say it’s a conclusion they reached with ‘low confidence’. It’s not reassuring. It’s like if Arby’s changed their slogan to ‘we’re pretty sure what we have is meats’.” —Stephen Colbert
“The FBI had previously concluded something similar with ‘moderate’ confidence, without releasing any evidence. Earlier this week, director Christopher Wray stated: ‘The FBI has for quite some time now assessed that the origins of the pandemic are most likely a potential lab incident in Wuhan.’ Most likely … potential. That is darn close to hypothetically nearly conceivably imaginable maybe. Somewhere between possible and probable, so it’s definitely prossible. We live in a world of infinite prossibility.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
