We live in a world of infinite prossibility (we’re pretty sure what we have is meats/something important)

“The Department of Energy’s report that Covid-19 originated in a Chinese lab leak, but they say it’s a conclusion they reached with ‘low confidence’. It’s not reassuring. It’s like if Arby’s changed their slogan to ‘we’re pretty sure what we have is meats’.” —Stephen Colbert

“The FBI had previously concluded something similar with ‘moderate’ confidence, without releasing any evidence. Earlier this week, director Christopher Wray stated: ‘The FBI has for quite some time now assessed that the origins of the pandemic are most likely a potential lab incident in Wuhan.’ Most likely … potential. That is darn close to hypothetically nearly conceivably imaginable maybe. Somewhere between possible and probable, so it’s definitely prossible. We live in a world of infinite prossibility.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

JOKES: if you can say that, you’re probably not drunk enough to eat it

The Senate today confirmed former Texas Gov. Rick Perry to lead the Energy Department. “That poor son of a b---h,” said Rick Perry, before realizing HE was Rick Perry. –Seth Meyers

The Senate today also confirmed Ben Carson as secretary of Housing and Urban Development. The news came as a surprise to Carson, who thought he dreamed it. –Seth Meyers

According to Politico, during a recent White House communications staff meeting, press secretary Sean Spicer made a deputy communications director cry. To be fair, all he said was, “Wanna hang out later?” –Seth Meyers

Taco Bell has announced that it is creating a hybrid of its Quesalupas and Doritos Locos Tacos, called the Doritos Quesalupa Crunch. Of course, if you can say that, you’re probably not drunk enough to eat it. –Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html