The American Revolution was a No Kings rally (It’s like a demented version of Cinderella)

“All the top people from Google, Apple, Amazon, you name it, lined up to eat beef stroganoff and kiss his ass, just as our founding fathers intended — to build a ballroom. It’s like a demented version of ‘Cinderella’ where the pumpkin is in charge.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“You know, on Saturday there is going to be another big protest march in every state in America and in many cities throughout the world. We call it the No Kings rally. The demonstrations will be peaceful, unless you’re watching Fox News, in which case they will be violent, vicious antifa riots led by savages who ‘hate America.’ So, just to be clear, peacefully protesting a wannabe dictator means you hate America. Attacking the Capitol to overturn an election? Patriotic walking tour.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“There is nothing more American than a political protest. The American Revolution was a No Kings rally.” — Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Well, no harm done (Turns out many of them were guilty)

"As governor of Texas, Rick Perry executed 236 people. Turns out many of them were guilty." –David Letterman

"How about that Dick Cheney? Do you remember Dick Cheney? Now here's a guy we didn't really think much about until he goes hunting one day. And everything changed. I mean, he became Dick 'Kaboom' Cheney. He is now saying that Saddam Hussein had no connection with 9/11. Well, no harm done." --David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

What a time to start a new hobby! (Zombie Food Pyramid)

President Bush delivered a commencement speech at a university in Wisconsin. A very inspirational speech. Apparently Bush told the students, "You can do anything in life if your parents work hard enough." –Conan O’Brien

The president finally explained why he sat in that classroom on 9/11 for 7 minutes after he was told the country was under attack. He said he was "collecting his thoughts." What a time to start a new hobby! –Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

His poor mother must be spinning in all of her graves (pure uncut Peruvian blue flake Schadenfreude)

January 2023

“It has been a day of pure uncut Peruvian blue flake Schadenfreude, watching the GOP stab each other in the throat. Kevin McCarthy, a longtime Trump acolyte from California, has long wanted the job of speaker and seemed like a shoo-in in November. But Kevin McCarthy has one major weakness: his weakness? Facing backlash from even farther-right members of his own party, McCarthy lost three votes, with even less support at the end. Remember, there’s more important things in life than winning or losing. There’s making fun of Kevin McCarthy for losing.” —Stephen Colbert

“New York congressman George Santos, who during his campaign lied about, and I’m rounding down here, everything. Among the things Santos lied about: where he went to high school, where he went to college, working for Goldman Sachs, owning 13 properties (he lives at his sister’s in Huntington), and that his grandparents survived the Holocaust. He also claimed his mother died in the September 11 attacks, then said she died a few years later, then admitted she died in late 2016. That is a horrible thing to lie about. His poor mother must be spinning in all of her graves.” —Stephen Colbert

“Kevin McCarthy’s inability to secure the vote for speaker of the House was a monumental failure that has not happened in 100 years. We are relishing in the backlash against McCarthy from even more pro-Trump members of his own party. If there’s one political lesson we’ve learned the past six years, it’s that there is always someone who is more pro-Trump. Whatever line of decency you draw in your head, someone else is going to walk right through that motherf*cker. Even Trump himself knows there are people out there more pro-Trump than him. McCarthy did everything he could to cozy up to Trump and the Maga circus in the House and he’s still facing a revolt from the looniest members of the GOP. McCarthy even visited Mar-a-Lago for a photo-op with Trump days after the January 6 attack. Did McCarthy think one visit to Mar-a-Lago was going to magically solve everything? That place is the opposite of Disney World. It’s where dreams go to die. If you ever find yourself at Mar-a-Lago and you’re not wearing a blue windbreaker with FBI on the back, that’s how you know you made some wrong turns in life.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”