It's a really slow-moving line (His way of getting more Latino support)

July 2013

"Anthony Weiner the peter tweeter is at is again. He admitted in a press conference to having more online sexting episodes well after he resigned from Congress. This time Anthony Weiner used the name Carlos Danger. He was sexting women under the name Carlos Danger. See, this is Weiner's way of getting more Latino support." –Jay Leno

"As a comedian, I am pleading with the voters of New York: please elect this man." –Jay Leno

"The royal baby has left the hospital. He will now go to one of the royal estates, where he will rest comfortably – for the next 80 years." –Jay Leno

"This royal baby is third in line for the throne. To which Prince Charles said, 'It's a really slow-moving line.'" –Jay Leno 

"William and Kate spent the morning thanking the hospital staff for all their care. And the other patients spent the morning trying to find the hospital staff. 'My wife is having a baby too. Hello! Anybody?'" –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”