“A new book by the former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham, ‘I’ll Take Your Questions Now,’ revealed some fun facts about Donald J. Trump on Tuesday. One of the biggest bombshells was about the former president’s mysterious visit to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in 2019, which Grisham said was for a colonoscopy that Trump stayed conscious for, in part to keep late night television hosts from finding out and making fun of him. I have to say, it gives me a lot of satisfaction, as a late night talk show host, to know that he opted to stay awake while they augered his innards with a sewer snake specifically because he didn’t want us making fun of him.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“The president’s doctor decided to schedule this procedure after the White House toilet killed itself.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“It took a while because the doctor kept accidentally sticking the camera in his mouth.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“As soon as they switched the camera on, Trump turned around and said ‘Hey doc, how are the ratings?’” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Afterward, the whole medical team kept saying, ‘Wow, what an unbelievable [expletive].” —Jimmy Kimmel
“The doctors said the hardest thing about giving Trump a colonoscopy was getting the camera around Mike Pence’s nose.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Yeah, colonoscopy was no big deal — they only found three polyps and Rudy Giuliani.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Well, sure, with this president, they had to film it in Imax.” —Stephen Colbert
“Oh, my God, that had to be terrible — for the doctor who had to give a colonoscopy while the guy on the table kept screaming about how he won Michigan.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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