"According to the
Census Bureau, earlier this month, the country's population hit 300 million.
And Al Gore is blaming it on 'global humping.'" --David Letterman
"The election is
three weeks away and there are rumors the Republicans are getting ready for an
election night disaster, which would be a first -- a disaster they were
actually prepared for." --Bill Maher
"If recent polls are
correct and Democrats win back control of the House and Senate, President
Bush's administration will be transformed into an early lame duck. Worse,
Cheney will then shoot it." --Seth Meyers
"This is a bleak time
for the Republican Party. You know you have trouble when the least embarrassing
guy in your group is Arnold Schwarzenegger." --Jimmy Kimmel
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