Trump would high-five him so hard it would break both their hands (It will be the first time Trump has ever paid a construction worker on time)

During a particularly contentious back-and-forth, the Democratic senator Tim Kaine pressed Hegseth over his alleged marital affairs. “You’re asking why Pete Hegseth didn’t tell Trump about how many times he cheated on his wife? Maybe because if he did, Trump would high-five him so hard it would break both their hands.”  —Jordan Klepper                                       

The Village People are set to perform at Trump’s inaugural eve ball. It will be the first time Trump has ever paid a construction worker on time. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

the Trump family version of not showing up for their school play (He owns a yellow hat)

Donald Trump Jr. appeared in court on Wednesday to testify in the $250 million civil fraud trial against his father, his family and their company. It’s getting serious. There’s even some worry Don Jr. could be tried as an adult in this one.” — Jimmy Kimmel

Don Jr and Eric testified at their father’s fraud trial in New York. Their father, the ex-president, was not in attendance on Wednesday at the New York courthouse. Donald Trump not showing up to watch his kids testify in a fraud trial is the Trump family version of not showing up for their school play. —Jimmy Kimmel

Don Jr took a page from his dad’s book of gripes with a courthouse steps press conference in which he cried persecution for simply using an accountant. Both Don Jr and Eric claimed that they didn’t know any of the financial specifics; at one point, Eric said: “I’m not a money guy, I’m a construction guy.” He’s a construction guy like the guy from the Village People is a construction guy. He owns a yellow hat. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Which is strange criticism coming from a guy who looks like all the Village People put together (it was like watching Schoolhouse Rock have a stroke)

New York City council member and bounty hunter from the future Ruben Diaz, Sr. is being criticized after saying the New York City council is being controlled by the homosexual community. Which is strange criticism coming from a guy who looks like all the Village People put together. --Colin Jost, SNL

New York City lawmakers have proposed a new law to change the sound of emergency vehicle sirens to resemble those used in Europe. That way you can spend your time in the ambulance pretending you have universal healthcare. --Colin Jost, SNL

Watching Donald Trump try to explain the legal troubles of his declaring a National Emergency was like watching Schoolhouse Rock have a stroke. --Colin Jost, SNL

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Wow! Crazy. How did that happen,” said a lonely farmer (Who’s his character witness? R. Kelly?)

You’re telling me the United States can’t figure out how to remove a crazy dictator? We’ve been practicing all over the world for 100 years. We’re kind of famous for it. That would be like Jamaica forgetting how to unwind. —Michael Che

Trump is so confident he’s going to win he’s using Jeffrey Epstein’s lawyer to represent him. Talk about credibility. Who’s his character witness? R. Kelly? —Michael Che

The US Navy has for the first time ever named an aircraft carrier in honor of an African-American sailor. And he must have been pretty brave joining the navy not knowing how to swim. I’m just kidding. The ship will be called the USS Guy From the Village People. —Michael Che

According to a new report, in 257 years, women around the world will be paid the same as men. So stop complaining. —Michael Che

A goat has been born in India, with a genetic deformity that makes it look like it has a human face. “Wow! Crazy. How did that happen,” said a lonely farmer. 

—Michael Che

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

That way you can spend your time in the ambulance pretending you have universal healthcare

New York City council member and bounty hunter from the future Ruben Diaz, Sr. is being criticized after saying the New York City council is being controlled by the homosexual community. Which is strange criticism coming from a guy who looks like all the Village People put together. --Colin Jost, SNL

New York City lawmakers have proposed a new law to change the sound of emergency vehicle sirens to resemble those used in Europe. That way you can spend your time in the ambulance pretending you have universal healthcare. --Colin Jost, SNL

Carson Daly announced that he would be ending his show Last Call with Carson Daly after discovering that he was still on TV. --Michael Che, SNL

I wonder what Trump thinks is going to happen when a Mexican cartel sees a wall. What do you think they’re gonna do? Shake their fists at it and turn around and walk home? --Michael Che, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

There's a reason "They" don't want him as president (The Village People song)

Donald Trump is currently dealing with a truly stunning number of criminal probes. Just to name a few, his White House is being investigated by the special counsel, his inaugural committee is being investigated for allegedly misspending donations, and his business is being investigated for hiding hush payments to cover up affairs. Not even Trump's doctor has ever examined him this closely. --Seth Meyers

Then yesterday, the President was dealt another blow when his personal charity, the Trump Foundation, was forced to shut down after prosecutors effectively said it acted as a slush fund for Trump's personal spending. So Trump used his charity to pay for lawsuits, which then prompted a lawsuit that ended the charity. At this point, he's going to have to start new charity to pay for the lawsuit over the old charity. They can call it, I don't know, March of Crimes. --Seth Meyers

And now Trump and his aides are trying to claim that the administration already has the money for the wall, thanks to Trump's renegotiated NAFTA deal called the U.S.-Mexico-Canada Agreement, or USMCA. And Trump says a good way to remember it is to think of The Village People song “YMCA.” Don't let Mike Pence hear you singing a Village People song. He will attach a car battery to your nads and read to you from Leviticus. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Which is something akin to being, say, The Village People's gayest member (Operation Centaur Rodeo)

"According to USA Today -- this is why Congress has such a low approval rating -- 72 members of Congress have given over $5 million of campaign money to relatives or companies owned by relatives. There is now a bill in Congress that would ban nepotism in politics. President Bush says he will sign it ... as soon as he runs it past his dad and brother Jeb." --Jay Leno

"Let's begin tonight in Iraq, where the United States' coalition forces are staging a massive attack against al Qaeda in the Diyala province, now considered Iraq's most violent region. Which is something akin to being, say, The Village People's gayest member." --Jon Stewart

"As always, the big question with a new operation ... what to call it? Obviously four years into the war, we've already used Desert Storm, Iraqi Freedom, Enduring Freedom, Together Forward, Iron Hammer, Warhorse Whirlwind, Bulldog Mammoth, Panther Squeeze, Red Dawn, Rock Slide, Rifles Fury, Centaur Rodeo. By the way, not only is every one of those a real operation, but each one of them is also the title of a Fred Thompson movie." --Jon Stewart

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-

collected-poems-1985-2015.html

10 Pound Bag of Bulls**t (people who live in a village)

"There is a new book out this week about President Bush by one of his longtime fans, Bill Sammon. It's called the 'Evangelical President,' and it's pretty standard Bush idolatry. You know, he's smarter than we think, his enemies are just jealous, he's ahead of his time. By the way, if you order it though Amazon, they recommend you might also like 'The 10 Pound Bag of Bulls**t.'" --Bill Maher

"During a speech at Columbia University Monday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that there are no homosexuals in Iran. As proof, he pointed out that the Iranian version of the Village People are just some people who live in a village." --Seth Meyers

    

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