Which is strange criticism coming from a guy who looks like all the Village People put together (it was like watching Schoolhouse Rock have a stroke)

New York City council member and bounty hunter from the future Ruben Diaz, Sr. is being criticized after saying the New York City council is being controlled by the homosexual community. Which is strange criticism coming from a guy who looks like all the Village People put together. --Colin Jost, SNL

New York City lawmakers have proposed a new law to change the sound of emergency vehicle sirens to resemble those used in Europe. That way you can spend your time in the ambulance pretending you have universal healthcare. --Colin Jost, SNL

Watching Donald Trump try to explain the legal troubles of his declaring a National Emergency was like watching Schoolhouse Rock have a stroke. --Colin Jost, SNL

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

confusion over the First Amendment (acknowledging evolution)

"Last night on 'Dancing With the Stars,' Bristol Palin came out dressed in a gorilla costume. They say this is the closest a member of the Palin family has ever come to acknowledging evolution.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“How can you not know about the separation of church and state? Someone get this woman a copy of Schoolhouse Rock because this is ridiculous. Apparently they don’t teach the Constitution at Hogwarts.” –Jimmy Kimmel, on Christine O'Donnell's confusion over the First Amendment

"Apparently the Octomom still has 29 frozen embryos, which is almost enough to give one to each Chilean miner. I think it’s time for President Obama to build a border fence around the Octomom’s uterus." –Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It was like watching Schoolhouse Rock have a stroke (Cheeze-It, so good, you’ll murder your family)

Watching Trump try to explain the legal troubles of his declaring a National Emergency was like watching Schoolhouse Rock have a stroke. --Colin Jost, SNL

Katy Perry’s fashion line has discontinued a shoe after criticism that it resembled black face. I don’t know? It doesn’t even resemble a shoe. If anyone should be mad about this it’s Mrs. Potatohead. --Colin Jost, SNL

A man was arrested after he locked his mother and brother in a house then set fire to it after getting in an argument over a box of Cheez-Its. Which I blame on their slogan: “Cheeze-It, so good, you’ll murder your family.” --Colin Jost, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Look it's that thing from Schoolhouse Rock! (Another fiscally responsible republican)

According to a new survey this year the most popular name for boys is Michael.  And coincidentally the most popular name for people being sued by boys is also Michael. --Conan O’Brien 9/16/2004

In preparation for his inaugural tomorrow President Bush visited the National Archives and he was shown an original copy of the US Constitution. When Bush saw the Constitution he said, “Look it's that thing from Schoolhouse Rock.” --Conan O’Brien 1/19/2005

Starbucks announced this week that from now on new Starbucks employees will be required to go through 32 hours of training to work at Starbucks. The first hour Starbucks employees learn how to make a cup of coffee then the next 31 hours they learn how to charge four dollars with a straight face.  --Conan O’Brien 3/11/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Not surprisingly all the signatures were from prisoners (Look it's that thing from Schoolhouse Rock!)

Martha Stewart is going to jail and it was reported today that 18,000 people have sent a petition to President Bush asking him to pardon Martha Stewart. Not surprisingly all the signatures were from prisoners. --Conan O’Brien 9/16/2004

According to a new survey this year the most popular name for boys is Michael.  And coincidentally the most popular name for people being sued by boys is also Michael. --Conan O’Brien 9/16/2004

In preparation for his inaugural tomorrow President Bush visited the National Archives and he was shown an original copy of the US Constitution. When Bush saw the Constitution he said, “Look it's that thing from Schoolhouse Rock.” --Conan O’Brien 1/19/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

JOKES: Meals on Wheels is out, but don’t worry, the golf trips to Mar-a-Lago every weekend, those will not stop

President Trump released his proposed budget today. The title of the budget is “America First: A Budget Blueprint to Make America Great Again.” Seems like maybe while they were cutting things, they could have cut a few words out of the title. –Jimmy Kimmel

There are a lot of cuts in the plan. PBS, Meals on Wheels, the National Endowment for the Arts would be cut. The guy who has three oil paintings of himself in his bathroom wants to cut the National Endowment for the Arts. Meals on Wheels is out, but don’t worry, the golf trips to Mar-a-Lago every weekend, those will not stop. –Jimmy Kimmel

Before he gets rid of “Sesame Street,” I think we should make the president watch it a couple of times. That show teaches so many things he needs to know — which thing is bigger than the other, how to spell, the importance of telling the truth and sharing, listening to others, maybe throw in some “Schoolhouse Rock” — he can find out how government works. –Jimmy Kimmel

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