an extra two million pounds of soybeans (420-mile markers)

The Idaho Department of Transportation has gotten rid of its 420-mile marker because stoners kept stealing it. The government is replacing the 420 signs with signs that read "Mile 419.9." They're going to be so upset when they realize that "419.9" is street slang for crystal meth. –James Corden

“China is no longer buying from American farmers, so be sure to do your part to help out. At the farmer’s market this weekend, pick up a couple of extra tomatoes and maybe an extra two million pounds of soybeans.” --James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He was even more upset that many didn't come to his funeral (Anything to Say)

So, the New York Times ran a story titled, "Here's how to fix our immigration system." And it was written by a Biden border advisor. Tomorrow, they're planning on publishing another story titled How to Protect Kids from Perverts by Anthony Weiner. —Greg Gutfeld

Hunter Biden claims that Democrats lost the election because they weren't loyal to his father. He was even more upset that many didn't come to his funeral. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Well I see your point about the plane, but what about a Hummer (867-5309)

Former FBI director James Comey is being investigated by the Secret Service for posting 8647 on Instagram allegedly code for killing President Trump. He's also being investigated for threatening Jenny by posting 867-5309. —Greg Gutfeld

Hillary Clinton weighed in on the cutter plane gift by tweeting "No one gives someone a $400 million jet for free without expecting anything in return." Well I see your point about the plane, but what about a Hummer. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Well there goes Joe Biden (#anythingtosay)

Two flyers on a Southwest Airlines flight were thrilled to learn they were the only passengers on the flight. Their joy wore off when they realized the plane was empty because Jerry Nadler had just used the inflight bathroom. —Greg Gutfeld

Elon Musk defended his email demanding federal workers report their accomplishments saying anyone with a heartbeat could complete it. Well there goes Joe Biden. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Sounds like someone’s getting ready to have a pretty crazy Super Bowl party (And get this... tickets are still available!)

Officials in California are looking for thieves who stole nearly $50,000 worth of bull semen. Sounds like someone’s getting ready to have a pretty crazy Super Bowl party. –Conan O’Brien

The preserved forearm of a 16th century saint is on a tour across Canada. And get this... tickets are still available! --Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

polishing my statuette (Heroes)

David Letterman’s "Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Say In An Academy Awards

Acceptance Speech”

10. "This is for you, Kim Jong-Il" 

9. "I've had sex with every woman in this year's dead actor montage" 

8. "Take that, 99-percenters!" 

7. "I'd like to take this opportunity to endorse the next President of the United States, Rick Santorum" 

6. "I owe it all to my creepy religious cult" 

5. "My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs" 

4. "Now I'd like to say a few words about Cool Ranch Doritos" 

3. "I share this award with my drug-mule, Hector" 

2. "I'd like to thank my sham wife for not revealing I'm gay" 

1. "I'll be in the men's room, 'polishing my statuette'"

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

FEMA said it was a nice change of pace to have a disaster come to them (telling the truth is a revolutionary act)

"North Korea has opened a summer camp where kids from around the world can swim, play volleyball, and learn about the country's culture. It's the first camp in history where kids tell ghost stories to feel safer." –Jimmy Fallon

President Trump started his big vacation today. But before he left, he visited FEMA’s headquarters. FEMA said it was a nice change of pace to have a disaster come to them. –Jimmy Fallon

Over the weekend in Iran, temperatures reached 165 degrees, one of the highest temperatures ever recorded on earth. In fact, it was so hot in Iran, American flags burst into flames on their own. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Yes, it could smell any worse (Truth Is Treason)

October 2011

"Yesterday on CNN, Michele Bachmann denied that her campaign is losing steam and said all candidates have their ups and downs. Then she said, 'Now if you'll excuse me, I have to hitchhike to my next campaign stop.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"A team of American scientists just traveled to Russia to search for the Abominable Snowman. That's right, a mythical creature who probably doesn't exist. Or as Republicans call that, 'a presidential candidate.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"The Mayor of Newark is cutting the city budget for toilet paper, leading to the new slogan: 'Yes, it could smell any worse.'" –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That’s OK, we’re used to hiding our identity (open all hotels that rhyme with Hump)

“Yeah, everyone has to wear a mask. The players on the New York Jets said, ‘That’s OK, we’re used to hiding our identity.’” — Conan O’Brien

“The real problem is you can’t make Americans do anything. We just won’t. We only exist because someone tried to make us pay extra for tea once.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“But after claiming he had total authority over the states, Trump is now allowing governors to decide when to end enforced quarantining. In three days he went from ‘I call the shots’ to ‘You do you.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump has unveiled a plan to reopen the country. Phase one: open the golf courses. Phase two: open hotels that rhyme with Hump. And number three: all restaurants that serve food in buckets or in the form of nuggets are good to go.” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Gay bomb? Talk about a troop surge (The Jewish vote)

"The Pentagon has admitted they once tried to develop a gay bomb -- a bomb that would turn enemy soldiers gay. They said their goal was to turn the Iraq war into a musical. ... Gay bomb? Talk about a troop surge." --Jay Leno

"Israel elected a new president -- 83-year-old Shimon Peres. Surprisingly, the deciding factor? The Jewish vote." --Jay Leno

"Presidential candidate Tommy Thompson gave a major campaign speech yesterday. A major speech to let everyone know he is not dropping out of the race ... and he is entering the Iowa straw poll and he intends to win it. And then the kid at the McDonald's drive-thru said, 'You want fries, Mr.?'" --Jay Leno

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-

collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Colin Powell Leaked Emails Reveal Harsh Truths

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html