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Showing posts with label Caitlyn Jenner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Caitlyn Jenner. Show all posts

Saturday, July 5, 2025

She's a toddler with a gold medal, which is impressive (most of the voters there are sober)


There was a primary in Arizona and caucuses in Idaho and Utah. Donald Trump was behind in the polls in Utah — Utah is not particularly friendly territory for Donald Trump because most of the voters there are sober. –Jimmy Kimmel


It's tricky for journalists to write about Caitlyn Jenner, because she was a 65-year-old man, now she's a 2-year-old woman. She's a toddler with a gold medal, which is impressive. –Jimmy Kimmel


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Wednesday, May 14, 2025

Nothing to see here (does Caitlyn Jenner get two gifts)


Attorney General Letitia James claims President Trump is having her watched. It could be worse, he could be having her weighed. —Greg Gutfeld


Yesterday of course was Mother's Day and next month it's Father's Day, which raises the question does Caitlyn Jenner get two gifts. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Thursday, December 5, 2024

Giving birth to a baby wearing a crown is very hard (an increasingly female presence in a previously male space)


"Prince William and his lovely bride are pregnant. Buckingham Palace announced Kate is pregnant. They've been married for a year and a half. That's like five marriages for a Kardashian." –Craig Ferguson


"Kate is said to be very nervous about giving birth. Giving birth to a baby wearing a crown is very hard." –Craig Ferguson


"It's fantastic that Congress has an increasing number of women. Experts call an increasingly female presence in a previously male space 'the Bruce Jenner effect.'" –Craig Ferguson




 

Sunday, July 17, 2022

In a related story, Siri is now asking to be addressed as Steve (Oh, hell, where did I leave that baby?)


A new study just came out that found that breast implants can save your life if you’re shot in the chest. In a related story, the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” just joined SEAL Team 6. –Conan O’Brien


iPhone users are reporting that Siri will correct them if they try to say Bruce Jenner instead of Caitlyn. In a related story, Siri is now asking to be addressed as Steve. —Conan O’Brien


According to a poll that just came out, Donald Trump is getting zero percent of the black vote in some states. Trump said, "Don’t worry, by the time the election comes around I will double that.” –Conan O’Brien


"This is weird. In a recent interview, Levi Johnston said that Sarah Palin could never handle the responsibility of being president. Then he said, 'Oh, hell, where did I leave that baby?'" --Conan O'Brien


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

then suddenly banned grandpas from finding a quarter behind your ear (That’s progress)


May 2021

California’s recall election for Governor Gavin Newsom, which is essentially a way for voters to express their anger toward an elective official without storming the Capitol and trying to kill Mike Pence. And with a low barrier for entry, there are more people on this ballot than there are people sliding into Melinda Gates’s DMs. 


To run in the state’s gubernatorial recall, one only needs to be a US citizen, not have a bribery conviction, acquire 65 signatures and pay a fee less than $4,000 (waived if one gathers over 7,000 signatures). Why do I feel like it’s easier to run in California than it is to vote in Georgia? 


The highest-profile entry in the race is Caitlyn Jenner, former Olympic athlete and one of the most prominent trans Americans, who has drawn ire for running as a Republican and reversing her position on trans youth participation in sports, calling it ‘unfair’. If you ask me, I actually think it’s inspiring – she’s showing the world that a trans person can be just as opportunistic as any other politician. That’s progress. 


But still, this must be a big letdown for the trans community. I mean, you expect that if someone has lived your experience, they’ll be in your corner. It’s like if Joe Biden got elected and then suddenly banned grandpas from finding a quarter behind your ear – that’s a betrayal.” —Trevor Noah


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Friday, April 7, 2017

One Nation, Class-Divisible, with Security and Tax Cuts for the Rich



Caitlyn Jenner told Diane Sawyer she is writing her autobiography. I think that’s going to be one of those “he said, she said” deals. --Jimmy Fallon
Donald Trump says he is skipping the White House Correspondents Dinner. Of course, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is furious. Christie, as you know, has never skipped a dinner in his life. --Jimmy Fallon



Wednesday, June 29, 2016

She's a toddler with a gold medal, which is impressive (Osamas killed: 0)



It's tricky for journalists to write about Caitlyn Jenner, because she was a 65-year-old man, now she's a 2-year-old woman. She's a toddler with a gold medal, which is impressive. –Jimmy Kimmel
Barnes & Noble, the bookstore, has not been doing great. They have a new plan to attract customers. They're planning to open four bookstores next year that serve beer and wine. They hope that offering alcohol will encourage more people to come in. To me this is clearly a Barnes idea; Noble would never be involved in this. –Jimmy Kimmel


Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Or maybe he endorsed a chicken quesadilla



Caitlyn Jenner told an interviewer that Hillary Clinton "only thinks of herself." Jenner said this while promoting the new season of her reality show "I Am Cait." --Conan O’Brien
Colin Powell said recently that the Republican candidates are playing "junior high school tricks on one another." Powell then excused himself to take a call from someone looking for Dick Hertz. --Conan O’Brien
He also got a high-profile endorsement from Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold officially endorsed John Kasich yesterday. Or maybe he endorsed a chicken quesadilla, I have no idea. I really don't know what he's saying. He can't even say "State of California." –Jimmy Kimmel


Friday, July 17, 2015

for a brief moment, there was some real excitement over at Fox News



Caitlyn Jenner was given the Arthur Ashe Award for Courage at last night’s ESPY Awards. Caitlyn received the award for spending 24 years married to Kris Jenner.—Seth Meyers
President Obama today became the first sitting U.S. president to visit a federal prison. And for a brief moment, there was some real excitement over at Fox News. —Seth Meyers


So finally something good is going to come out of Donald Trump



A store in Houston is selling Donald Trump piñatas filled with candy. So finally something good is going to come out of Donald Trump. —Conan O’Brien
iPhone users are reporting that Siri will correct them if they try to say Bruce Jenner instead of Caitlyn. In a related story, Siri is now asking to be addressed as Steve. —Conan O’Brien