the Russians are calling it a space station (golf resort/casino)

  

Congratulations are in order for Khloe Kardashian, who reportedly has a baby in her. Khloe isn’t the only one in the family expecting. Her younger sister Kylie is pregnant, her older sister Kim is having a baby with a surrogate. It’s interesting, right? Three major hurricanes this month, three new Kardashians. There has to be a connection. Of course no one is more excited than grandma Kris Jenner, who is about to sign three new clients. –Jimmy Kimmel

      

Russia and the United States, with all that’s happening between us right now, have announced an agreement to team up to build a space station on the moon. Although I should say the Russians are calling it a space station; for some reason the White House keeps referring to it as a golf resort/casino. –Jimmy Kimmel

     

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Climate Change Deniers of America (Red rover, red rover)

Yesterday, Trump tweeted that players standing with locked arms for the national anthem is OK. Incidentally, people standing with locked arms is also the plan for his border wall. “Red rover, red rover, don’t let anyone come over.” –Jimmy Fallon

It came out that Kylie Jenner is expecting her first child. When asked about it, Kris Jenner said, “I’m so excited about the new spin-off — I mean, addition to the family.” –Jimmy Fallon

     

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for a brief moment, there was some real excitement over at Fox News

Caitlyn Jenner was given the Arthur Ashe Award for Courage at last night’s ESPY Awards. Caitlyn received the award for spending 24 years married to Kris Jenner.—Seth Meyers

President Obama today became the first sitting U.S. president to visit a federal prison. And for a brief moment, there was some real excitement over at Fox News. —Seth Meyers