“On Friday, the FBI spent 13 hours searching President Biden's house in Wilmington, Delaware, and they found more classified documents. You know what? At this point, just let us know when you stop finding them. You know what I'm saying?” —Jimmy Fallon
“Their finding classified documents everywhere. First Trump, now Biden. Today, just to be safe, Obama burned his house down.” —Jimmy Fallon
“This weekend the news broke that Biden's chief of staff Ron Klain is stepping down. Yep. Klain said, ‘Look, I hate leaving you with such a mess, but I will anyway.’ Of course, being Biden's chief of staff is a tough job. You have to be able to write and speak in size 72 font.” —Jimmy Fallon
“The new season of The Bachelor kicks off tonight. It's actually the most shocking season ever because they find classified documents in the fantasy suite.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Well, listen to this. The president of Ireland has called on schools to stop giving homework so kids can use their free time for other creative things. That story again -- the president of Ireland is apparently my 9-year-old daughter.” —Jimmy Fallon
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