I guess if I had a combover like that, I wouldn’t like windmills either? (Nobel prize for volleyball)

January 2023

“Donald Trump is out there campaigning for president, with stops for his 2024 bid in New Hampshire and South Carolina over the weekend. Trump ranted about the threat of windmills, and mimed knocking one over. He’s literally Don Quixote. It’s not even a metaphor any more. He’s battling windmills. I mean, I guess if I had a combover like that, I wouldn’t like windmills either? But it’s too much.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Here on The Late Show we openly refuse to heed the advice of a Huff Post headline that read ‘it’s time to stop talking about George Santos.’ Wrong, because the hits just keep on coming, as a new report found that several of Santos’s campaign donors appear to not exist. Victoria and Jonathan Regor, for example, could not be located anywhere in the US, and their listed address in New Jersey doesn’t exist. So bad news, he might have committed fraud. The good news, one less place that exists in New Jersey.” —Stephen Colbert

“George Santos’s spotlight-courting in DC, where he was spotted at a karaoke bar last week. Santos declined to sing but reportedly said his preferred karaoke song was I Will Survive. That is of course the disco classic, recorded in 1978 by George Santos. But if you do want to hear George Santos sing his lying heart out, you are in luck, as reporters have found what appears to be Santos’s old account on the singing app Smule, which includes his renditions of Hallelujah, the Pitch Perfect song Cups and Frozen’s Let It Go. According to Santos, those recordings earned him a Tony, a Grammy, a Purple Heart and the Nobel prize for volleyball.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”