Apparently no one in executive branch has ever purchased a shredder? (who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop)

January 2023

“More classified documents were found in Biden’s private offices, after another six were discovered on Friday. How could American be $31 Trillion in debt and yet apparently no one in executive branch has ever purchased a shredder? —Stephen Colbert

“The new documents include handwritten notes that span Biden’s time in the Senate and as vice-president. The Senate? He joined the Senate, no lie, 50 years ago. Those notes are ancient. One of them was ‘find out who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Of course, Republicans want to say Biden’s situation is the same as the former president’s but there’s one big difference: they’re different. For one, Biden consented to a planned, consensual search and voluntarily allowed the FBI into his home. So he’s either cooperating, or his adult children are trying to get someone else to clean out grandpa’s junk.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”