“Mike Pence has classified documents. Wow, that is tough news for Mike Pence, and fantastic news for Joe Biden. Unlike Pence’s former boss, Pence wasn’t hoarding the documents. The former VP said he took them home by accident, and they were found by one of his lawyers who Pence asked to search his home out of an ‘abundance of caution’. An ‘abundance of caution is why Mike Pence leaves the room when TV commercials come on. So evidently, everybody in US government just has classified documents lying around their houses. This never used to happen. Previous veeps had methods to dispose of this kind of thing. Al Gore would immediately recycle documents, and Dick Cheney would shoot them in the face.” —Stephen Colbert
“Additionally, four more Oath Keepers were found guilty of seditious conspiracy for January 6th and sentenced to 20 years in prison. They should be happy – they tried to break into a government facility, and now they get to live in one.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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